Residential sector · after dark · ongoing
Fiona
Walkson two legs, down the street, at night
She stands up. She goes for a walk. The leash goes taut and somebody follows her. Nobody involved has explained any of it.
The subject
A dog, standing, with somewhere to be
She is not begging. She is not balancing for a treat. There is no treat. She simply gets up and continues the walk from a different altitude, and everyone in the frame has agreed to be normal about it.
The footage · @thefionawalks
Four separate nights. Same dog. Same posture.
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What is known
The complete case file
- Fact
She walks upright.Not a trick, not a costume, not a filter. She just does it and keeps doing it.
- Fact
It happens at night.Every clip is after dark, under sodium light, on an ordinary sidewalk that could be in any neighborhood you have driven through.
- Fact
She is on a leash the whole time.Which raises the question of who is walking whom, and nobody has answered it.
- Fact
Millions of people have watched this.And the internet's collective response has been to keep scrolling, which is arguably the strangest part.
- Fact
There is now a coin.This is the part where things get less mysterious.
Supply
Nothing clever is happening here
- Total supply
- 1BThe standard number. No reason to be different.
- Tax
- 0%On the way in and on the way out.
- Team allocation
- NoneSame launch curve as everyone else's.
- Utility
- NoneThe dog stands up. That is the entire product.
Acquisition
How to end up holding this
- Get a Solana walletPhantom or Solflare. Takes under a minute and you probably already have one.
- Put SOL in itFrom an exchange, or from whatever you were going to spend on something sensible.
- Copy the contract aboveThe one at the top of this page. Not one from a reply. Not one from a DM.
- Swappump.fun or Jupiter. Set slippage like an adult.
- Stand upOptional. Recommended.